Early test results

Lay on the kitchen floor.
Mash potatoes, cook onions,
until the salt in the mouth assuages
into anger (gives you the heads);
let symptoms shuffle 'round
disembodied, like an anti-diagnosis.

The hands of well-bred professionals
will not stop your anatomy
from bleeding obscenely.

Sick as a dog,
copulating with double entendres,
fighting with lovers that are bemused
by madcap schemes for sex
that can manage cures for
commonplace bodies.